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quantumfluff
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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2020 22:09      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You tell the punchline of a joke related to the season. You get a point from everyone who admits they don't know/can't remember the lead-in.

I'll start. "I can see your house from here."

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point awarded. [crazy]
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quantumfluff
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Icon 1 posted April 26, 2020 22:02      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well. It's been long enough, so I have to give away the entire joke.

Jesus is up on the cross. He calls out... "Peter. Peter."
His disciples are in the crowd, but hiding. No one wants to be found out.
Jesus calls out again. "Peter. Peter."
Finally, Peter can't hold out any longer. He rushes towards the hill. Centurions whack him with staffs as he approaches. He falls down in front of the cross and says "Yes, my lord".
Jesus says. "Peter. I can see your house from here"

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