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Topic: A project for this Saturday
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 18, 2011 22:56
Dig through your wardrobe, find a set of old clothes you no longer want, and on Saturday, leave them somewhere around town, like this...
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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.
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HalfVast
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posted May 19, 2011 01:48
But when? I understand it's supposed to be at 6:00 pm
but which time zone? Will it be Jerusalem time or
will it happen to 1/24th of the world at a time?
Nobody will answer these questions for me. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 19, 2011 01:54
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Originally posted by HalfVast:
But when? I understand it's supposed to be at 6:00 pm but which time zone? Will it be Jerusalem time or will it happen to 1/24th of the world at a time? Nobody will answer these questions for me.
Don't be silly, 'time zones' are just a theory.
The Bible tells us that the world is flat - so there are no 'time zones'..
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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.
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posted May 19, 2011 03:52
A year or two ago, I was riding up a ski lift and I looked down and at the edge of the run I saw a pair of skis and poles. No footprints, no skier. So my theory is the Rapture already happened and that was the only one who went. ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
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And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for?
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 19, 2011 11:17
Another suggestion...
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posted May 19, 2011 12:36
10 million style points to anyone who does it.
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And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for?
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 19, 2011 13:27
Or, slightly cheaper, print off a few of these...
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posted May 19, 2011 13:48
It's good to see that while we're joking about trivia, the US Government is preparing for a more plausible threat.
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posted May 19, 2011 16:25
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
It's good to see that while we're joking about trivia, the US Government is preparing for a more plausible threat.
Heh...well, it got my attention, that's for sure (simply looking at the URL).
If you look 'below the fold,' it's actually a well-disguised helpful page!
The CDC must have hired a clever intern...maybe s/he read this over his or her lunch break.
P.S. Oh...I was too busy to read /. today. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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posted May 20, 2011 03:56
P.P.S.
WIN! (f/b3ta)
>> Grey Bloke's Rapture <<
Monochrome nerd Greybloke returns with good
advice on how to cope with Mr Lord Jesus's
imminent plans to return and form a posse.
http://goo.gl/kWuNl
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posted May 20, 2011 06:10
(not my work, so I can't take credit)
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posted May 20, 2011 22:12
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...and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes...
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posted May 20, 2011 23:22
Well TFD is Post Rapture, Any one up for a ROLL CALL? Twelve hours to go here.
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Benjamin Franklin,
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 21, 2011 01:56
Went to a Rapture Party tonight - left early, didn't say goodbye to anyone.
(sometimes I tell lies)
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posted May 21, 2011 04:37
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Went to a Rapture Party tonight - left early, didn't say goodbye to anyone.
(sometimes I tell lies)
Perhaps only heathens were present, and you just couldn't feel the earthquake? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 21, 2011 09:37
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posted May 21, 2011 12:00
Well...I figured I'd be damned to stay on Earth, and I was right!
Still, I was sitting by the window in a coffee shop, and didn't see anyone float upward, nor any earthquakes. Oh well. ![[Smile]](smile.gif) (Mind you, there was a huge downpour just beforehand that looked awfully ominous. )
Hysterically stupid as all this is, I do feel /kind of/ bad for the saps that fell for it, and annoyed that H. Camping rooked them. I'd like to know _his_ fate...
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posted May 21, 2011 12:20
Reuters reported that his house in Alameda, CA is covered with shades and the Family Radio headquarters had a sign on its front door saying "The Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!"
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Raptured or hiding? I think we all know the answer.
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 21, 2011 22:42
My theory is that The Rapture happened right on schedule, and both of the Good Christians were taken.
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posted May 22, 2011 00:52
My theory is the guy had very little money and wanted a big wad of it to go retire on some tropical island.
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 22, 2011 12:24
It would have been really funny if Harold Camping had staged his own 'disappearance' on Saturday.
[edit]Wow, the power of prophesy is within me!
From Harold Campings wikipedia page
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Wikipedia:
His location is currently unknown.
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HalfVast
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posted May 22, 2011 13:34
Opps!
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