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Ashitaka

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Icon 1 posted November 26, 2010 04:57      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
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btw, seagulls aren't sea birds, they rarely travel out to sea.

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted November 26, 2010 10:08      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
____ Back in the days of sail, gulls followed ships for the garbage. Now ships with propellers do make chum and gulls will follow quite far. we would accuse the cooks of serving us Seagull and calling it chicken, in the ships mess. The farther we got from land the fewer gulls and less chicken on the menu. You figure it out.

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GrumpySteen

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Make sure you don't let anyone stop you from buying shit you don't need while you're at it.

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The Famous Druid

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Several hundred shoppers were in line just after 10 p.m., when the woman attempted to move to the front of the line, police said. When she was confronted by other shoppers, she made threats to retrieve a gun and shoot the shoppers.

An Armed society is a Polite society.

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dragonman97

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
from TFA:
Several hundred shoppers were in line just after 10 p.m., when the woman attempted to move to the front of the line, police said. When she was confronted by other shoppers, she made threats to retrieve a gun and shoot the shoppers.

An Armed society is a Polite society.
Devil's advocate: In Texas, five other shoppers would have called her bluff. [Razz]

(I'm a gun hating NYer, but having listened to a Texan blather on about some stuff for awhile, I can /almost/ see some logic in it. Basically, it amounts to mutually assured destruction. [Which I can do without, thankyouverymuch.])

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