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spungo
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posted September 24, 2010 13:38
I used to be a sex worker, until I got laid off.
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Ugh, MightyClub
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posted September 24, 2010 18:44
Ohhh, man, that was horrible. Is that the best you can put out there?
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The Famous Druid
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posted September 26, 2010 01:56
That business has its ups and downs.
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TheMoMan
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posted September 26, 2010 03:12
____ Every profession has its "ins and outs".
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The Famous Druid
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posted September 26, 2010 03:26
And there's always some prick trying to shaft you.
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TheMoMan
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posted September 26, 2010 09:24
____ Be careful about where the Sun Don't Shine.
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Ashitaka
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posted September 26, 2010 13:04
we''l like anything, when you have a bad day at work here you just have to suck it up and work harder.
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TheMoMan
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posted September 26, 2010 17:46
____ Or like buttering toast, don't lay it on too thick......
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The Famous Druid
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posted September 27, 2010 14:44
Spungo, have you considered going to Africa, and working for one of the churches in a missionary position?
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dragonman97
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posted September 27, 2010 22:11
TFD, has anyone ever told you that you've got quite a punning habit? It seems like you spit out a new pun at least once a day in this thread...
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The Famous Druid
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posted September 28, 2010 02:18
It's my ambition to go down in history as one of the great punsters.
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spungo
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posted September 28, 2010 05:15
TFD -- you're a cunning linguist.
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Ugh, MightyClub
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posted September 28, 2010 16:58
certainly at the head of his class.
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Papa
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posted September 29, 2010 00:26
Bed Joke; Really bed joke. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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TheMoMan
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posted September 29, 2010 07:43
____ PaPa, I know to you I am a pup but to most of these youngsters we are the old people, good to see you posting, any thoughts on this falls election other than to go vote!!!
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dragonman97
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posted September 29, 2010 21:23
Tsk-tsk, MoMan - this thread virtually demands that you come up with a punny response...
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The Famous Druid
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posted September 29, 2010 21:26
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.
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Papa
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posted September 30, 2010 02:05
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Originally posted by TheMoMan:
____ PaPa, I know to you I am a pup but to most of these youngsters we are the old people, good to see you posting, any thoughts on this falls election other than to go vote!!!
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Papa
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Papa
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posted September 30, 2010 02:11
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Originally posted by Papa:
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Originally posted by TheMoMan:
____ PaPa, I know to you I am a pup but to most of these youngsters we are the old people, good to see you posting, any thoughts on this falls election other than to go vote!!!
Ok, that posted before I was ready; sorry.
"any thoughts on this falls election"
Yes, lots of them, but this is not a political forum; thanks for asking though.
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TheMoMan
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posted September 30, 2010 03:46
There once was a Co-ed named Sandy
Whom the boys paid with Cookies and Candy
Too much love she did make
was her mistake
Now the shape she is in isn't Handy.
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Ugh, MightyClub
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posted September 30, 2010 10:18
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.
The trick is to get it up on the freshest fifteen page again.
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TheMoMan
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posted September 30, 2010 14:53
____ Just give it some fertilizer (tm) Viagra. ![[shake head]](graemlins/shakehead.gif)
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dragonman97
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posted September 30, 2010 21:36
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Originally posted by Ugh, MightyClub:
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.
The trick is to get it up on the freshest fifteen page again.
You might want to See Alice in the morning...
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spungo
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posted October 02, 2010 09:15
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Originally posted by dragonman97:
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Originally posted by Ugh, MightyClub:
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.
The trick is to get it up on the freshest fifteen page again.
You might want to See Alice in the morning...
Ha ha bonk. ![[Applause]](graemlins/applause.gif)
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Grummash
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posted October 02, 2010 14:01
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Originally posted by TFD - Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.
Oh no! - no one likes to finish prematurely. ![[blush]](graemlins/blush.gif)
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