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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted August 31, 2009 07:49      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
No, really

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Ugh, MightyClub
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Icon 1 posted August 31, 2009 16:16      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hah! Not bad, but minus one point for using clear packing tape instead of standard gray duct tape.

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quantumfluff
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+1000 points for dressing the dog up in a stupid suit
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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted August 31, 2009 19:08      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Ugh, MightyClub:
Hah! Not bad, but minus one point for using clear packing tape instead of standard gray duct tape.

Yeah...but packing tape holds up better. (In this application, anyway.)

It would've been great to cover the whole thing in duct tape, but that just won't hold up the nacelles or the saucer section.

Ever make 'corrugated packing tape structures?' Clear packing tape is damn sturdy stuff.

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Icon 1 posted August 31, 2009 19:12      Profile for Mr. Geek 2U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hey there Mr. Grumpy Steen!

That redneck might like Star Trek, but not that much.

No offence, but, the red (dye #40) neck did not put NCC-1701 on his star dog. I mean, like, how unreal is that?

Sheesh.

Mr. Geek 2U

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Icon 1 posted September 01, 2009 00:34      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Do they call him 'Lt. Commander Woof' ?

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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted September 01, 2009 06:23      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I think he looks more like Lt. Barkly*


*yes, I know it's not spelled that way

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Ugh, MightyClub
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Icon 1 posted September 01, 2009 10:05      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
quote:
Originally posted by Ugh, MightyClub:
Hah! Not bad, but minus one point for using clear packing tape instead of standard gray duct tape.

Yeah...but packing tape holds up better. (In this application, anyway.)

It would've been great to cover the whole thing in duct tape, but that just won't hold up the nacelles or the saucer section.

Ever make 'corrugated packing tape structures?' Clear packing tape is damn sturdy stuff.

Well sure, I know all that. I deducted the point from the "redneck" category because I think duct tape would have been way more redneck-y.

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Icon 1 posted September 01, 2009 19:55      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I think he looks more like Lt. Barkly*

I wonder if he likes to chew Bones.

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GrumpySteen

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I don't know, but I think the dog might be part Scotty

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I wonder if his name is 'Pluto' ?

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____ Will it want an access port open to stick its head out??

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heh heh

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