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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted August 17, 2009 07:03      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
When to Start Cussing

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
what?' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing. "

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we
go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say
something with 'ass.'
The 4 year old agrees enthusiastically.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios."

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him
in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks in a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Ugh, MightyClub
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Icon 1 posted August 17, 2009 11:54      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hah! That's for that, gg, it's nice to see the Joke Bank getting in the game again. (Hey, I think there's an allusion in there somewhere.)

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Ugh!

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