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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted July 12, 2009 02:00      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I went to a wedding yesterday, the groom was an archaeologist I've known since my student days, thought I'd share a little of the grooms speech with you...

"though my career is in ruins, (the bride) can rest assured that, as the years pass and she gets older, she will grow more and more interesting to me".

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quantumfluff
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Icon 1 posted July 12, 2009 07:01      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'll bet he thought that was really witty. I'll bet a larger sum that his bride did not.
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It's a nice line, and it made me chuckle, but I'll bet that by the time it was included in the Groom's speech, the bride had heard it many many times. [Wink]

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...and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes...

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littlefish
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Icon 1 posted July 12, 2009 23:00      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
This archeologist - would he be outstanding in his field?
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The Famous Druid

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quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
This archeologist - would he be outstanding in his field?

No, in fact, he's a bit of a mummys-boy.

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______________________ Chiroptera __________________

____ Too bad he in not interested in Chiroptera because she will become one.

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*snickers*
Honestly, I'd be surprised if the bride got pissed off. By the time you marry someone, you ought to be able to take their humor in stride.

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And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for?
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