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Icon 10 posted December 14, 2008 23:03      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
International leaders and commentators have called for the "harshest possible punishment" to be used against the man who failed to hit George W Bush in the fucking face with his shoes.

At a press conference with Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki, an Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush "a dog" and threw his footwear, just missing the president.

Politicians around the world have expressed shock and awe that he missed the president's grinning face, and insisted that if they had been there, there would have smashed the bastard's nose right in.


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http://thestupidtimes.blogspot.com/2008/12/world-condemns-man-for-missing-bushs.html

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Icon 1 posted December 15, 2008 00:58      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What a heel.

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________________ TheMoMan Here __ From years ago I had become aware that in the Iraqi culture it is a total insult to allow some one to see the bottom of your shoes. I am unsure about how the custom came about or why it is an insult.

If you remember when the statue of Saddom fell the child slapping the face of the statue with his sandals was an insult to the then Iraqi ruler.

Maybe some one else can offer more info, so even if he missed Bush the Insult was delivered.

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He's been arrested, and could face 7 years jail.

That's not fair, he really wouldn't hurt a sole.

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They say this guy is a journalist, but I reckon he's just a loafer!

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To get past all that security, he must be a pretty good sneaker.

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Icon 1 posted December 15, 2008 14:21      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
/me throws a shoe at TFD

That reached the upper bounds of awful.

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____________ Shucks I thought he was "A shoe-in".

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Sometimes Xanthine can be very straight-laced.

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I don't know if seven years would be too long a punishment for this offense, but I'm certain that tennis.
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Ten years for throwing some shoes?
That would be sandalous.

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I can't decide if I support a ten year sentence...... one minute I think it is for the courts to decide, then I flip-flop and think it is all just a Croc™. [Wink]

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My why don't we boot Bush already, all the world is eager for Obama's inauguration.

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Icon 3 posted December 16, 2008 15:26      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I guess Iraqi reporters can be very insole-ent.

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The political implications of jailing him could be bad. They should tread lightly.

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
/me throws a shoe at TFD

That reached the upper bounds of awful.

Hey now, we don't want any spats here!
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I'm sure the future Dr. X. was just speaking tongue-in-cheek.

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Nah. TFD is just toe-ing the limits of my tolerance for puns. Scuffs up me sensibilities. [Razz]

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The guy missed, he obviously can't throw very accurately.
Maybe next time he should hire a shoe-throwing trainer.

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Dear Lord! How long can this footgear debacle last?
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Until someone shoes Bush out of office!

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_____________________ Until the uppers wear out because they could be resoled. and or reheeled

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I heard he missed because he lost his footing while throwing.
It seems the floor in the press room was slippery.

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Now if he'd es-shoe-ed footwear throwing in favour of sneaking up on Dubya with a stilletto.... the result would be very different [evil]

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I'm sure GWB's personal physician, Dr Marten, would be able to fix a mere knife-wound.

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