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Tiroth
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Icon 1 posted February 05, 2008 13:34      Profile for Tiroth   Author's Homepage         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can order, the bartender says, "You're all insane!," and pours two beers.

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Metasquares
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I hope the bar has an infinite number of rooms to accommodate the infinite number of guests [Smile]

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_hotel)

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Zwilnik

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quote:
Originally posted by Metasquares:
I hope the bar has an infinite number of rooms to accommodate the infinite number of guests [Smile]

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_hotel)

if the area of the bar can be defined as finite, then the beer garden, defined as the area outside the bar must be infinite, so no problem [Smile]

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Mac D
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