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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted January 12, 2007 11:15      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Debating Politics When Drinking

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."

The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"

"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."

"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"

"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.

"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.

So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the man behind the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."

"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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never_ask_why333
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Wonderful.
But then again, all your jokes are.

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and I won't forget
I just haven't gotten
around to it yet

You can call me Eternity :)

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catgoddess
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Friends don't let friends date Republicans.

Not even the drunk ones.

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"I love humanity but I hate people." Edna St. Vincent Millay

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GMx

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Icon 1 posted January 12, 2007 19:53      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get out! We don't serve food here!"
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business attire
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Icon 1 posted January 12, 2007 23:33      Profile for business attire     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
shocker of the century:

I am a registered republican.


who would have guessed THAT?!!

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The Famous Druid

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quote:
Originally posted by business attire:
shocker of the century:

I am a registered republican.

... and she seemed so nice ... [ohwell]

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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quote:
Originally posted by business attire:
shocker of the century:

I am a registered republican.


who would have guessed THAT?!!

I got no chance now... [Razz]

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Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

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Ashitaka

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quote:
Originally posted by business attire:
shocker of the century:

I am a registered republican.


who would have guessed THAT?!!

Evil does have its appeal. [Razz]

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"If they're not gonna make a distinction between Muslims and violent extremists, then why should I take the time to distinguish between decent, fearful white people and racists?"

-Assif Mandvi

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Well maybe ba believes in the old mafia mantra, keep your friends close, your enemies closer still. [Big Grin]

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"Knowledge is Power. France is Bacon" - Milton

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