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Mac D
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posted April 13, 2006 15:46
: Sad news...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, th Twinkie the kid, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Rhonwyyn
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posted April 13, 2006 16:00
Hahaha!! That's hysterical! Or in other words (and I shall spell it out):
Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ![[Applause]](graemlins/applause.gif)
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Grummash
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posted April 13, 2006 16:10
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Originally posted by mac D:
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Lovely.
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The Famous Druid
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posted April 14, 2006 01:49
That joke was crummy. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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garlicguy
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posted April 14, 2006 06:25
Seems a bit of inbread humor.
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Astronomer Jedi
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posted April 14, 2006 08:41
Not inbread, half-baked
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Mac D
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posted April 14, 2006 08:59
Are you cooking up another pun fest?
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garlicguy
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posted April 14, 2006 09:20
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Originally posted by Mac D:
Are you cooking up another pun fest?
Don't be a sourdough. You startered this thread.
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Flashfire
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posted April 14, 2006 17:06
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Originally posted by garlicguy:
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Originally posted by Mac D:
Are you cooking up another pun fest?
Don't be a sourdough. You startered this thread.
Apparently he needs help to rise to the occasion. It's the yeast we can do, after all.
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garlicguy
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posted April 14, 2006 17:25
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Originally posted by Flashfire:
Apparently he needs help to rise to the occasion. It's the yeast we can do, after all.
I'll gladly raise a glass in toasting that idea.
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The Famous Druid
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posted April 15, 2006 03:00
I had a great idea for a baking pun, but then I got distracted, and now it scone.
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garlicguy
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posted April 15, 2006 07:31
Have we no better ways to fritter away our time?
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Grummash
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posted April 15, 2006 07:44
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Originally posted by garlicguy:
Have we no better ways to fritter away our time?
Good point - we could Choux-se to do something else!
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garlicguy
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posted April 15, 2006 07:55
Chorley you jest.
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Grummash
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posted April 15, 2006 08:10
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originally posted by garlicguy:
Chorley you jest.
Of course I jest....it don't mean muffin.
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garlicguy
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posted April 15, 2006 08:26
Now you're being Syllabub.
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The Famous Druid
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posted April 15, 2006 13:44
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Originally posted by garlicguy:
Now you're being Syllabub.
There's no need to get all crusty with us GG.
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garlicguy
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posted April 15, 2006 14:42
Perhaps I should be rye, instead?
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