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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted April 11, 2006 06:48      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Two Priests On Vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation
escape by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they
headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts,shirts and sandals.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde
passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning,
Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought outfits that were even more outrageous than the first. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them.

Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time
topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet
time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father, and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes, Father?", she said.

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to
know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Why Father it's me, Sister Margaret."

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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The Famous Druid

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Careful GG, these nun jokes can be habit-forming [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Careful GG, these nun jokes can be habit-forming

...but as long as the high quality is maintained, they won't become Surplice to requirements!

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Y'all realize we're going to get some naysayers to another punfest, aye? To those people I say, "I want to hear nary a wimple out of y'all!"

[Big Grin]

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted April 11, 2006 20:32      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Careful GG, these nun jokes can be habit-forming [Wink]

No punfest intended, albeit far from me to disdain nor refrain should one beguine.

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Y'all are such naves. I may have to altar my perceptions of you. [Wink]

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Grummash

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quote:
Originally posted by Flashfire:
Y'all are such naves. I may have to altar my perceptions of you.

Apse-o-lutely! [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Flashfire:
Y'all are such naves. I may have to altar my perceptions of you. [Wink]

There's no need to get cross.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
There's no need to get cross.

Right. Find some other way to cope.

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We're gonna get crucified if we start another pun fest

We should pyx another canon to make judas-cial puns about!

I Pope ya don't take it wrong but after all it is all about the disciple-in of punning in the (holy) spirit of the thread...

[Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
We're gonna get crucified if we start another pun fest.

Are you kidding? The mammoth 58 page fest known as Men of GC Calendar earned rave reviews and many acolytes for all the participants. Besides which, that whole thing lent some levity to the boards for months.

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Easter West,
Punfest is best !

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Mac D
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We will have nun of that now.

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted April 12, 2006 15:44      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
We will have nun of that now.

What makes you say that, Mac D? Candle we just play a bit?

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Mac D
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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
We will have nun of that now.

What makes you say that, Mac D? Candle we just play a bit?
I just might have to beat you into a pulpit

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quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
I just might have to beat you into a pulpit

Mac D - that is a monstrance thing to say! Anyway - aisle take a chancel and suggest that gg wasn't being rood, but he might give you a thurible-good thrashing for that remark. [Wink]

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You know what they say about people that pass gas in church don't you.

They sit in thier own pew

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Will you guys please stop monkeying around ?

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Icon 1 posted April 14, 2006 06:21      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Are you offering us a choice?

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
Are you offering us a choice?

Be careful, he might start to censer us.

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Where would all the calculators go?"
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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2006 07:19      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Don't let him bullary you.

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
We will have nun of that now.

What makes you say that, Mac D? Candle we just play a bit?
"what are hobbies of priests....well answer is none..(nun)

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