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Snaggy

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Icon 10 posted September 27, 2005 11:51      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov
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Grummash

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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 11:54      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
'bout time [Big Grin]

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GMx

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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 11:59      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Now if someone would just kill Tom Cruise....
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Grummash

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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 12:04      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Me me me me...he is a little guy, right?

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Matias
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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 20:34      Profile for Matias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Someone PLEASE take care of him!

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alfrin
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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 20:38      Profile for alfrin     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Matias:
Someone PLEASE take care of him!

Hey, then what would be left for those poor Scientologists?

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Art is Resistance / Resistance is Art

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csk

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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 20:39      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Matias:
Someone PLEASE take care of him!

Well, if he ever makes a sequel to The Last Samurai, just bribe the stuntmen, or ply them with liquor, that ought to do it.

Then again, he's left Nicole Kidman footloose and fancy free, so I shouldn't complain too much.

/But why won't she return my calls, dang it...

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Jessycat

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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 20:53      Profile for Jessycat     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:

Then again, he's left Nicole Kidman footloose and fancy free, so I shouldn't complain too much.

/But why won't she return my calls, dang it...

Give the woman a break; she can barely move her mouth with all that Botox.

[Roll Eyes]

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csk

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Icon 1 posted September 27, 2005 20:59      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Jessycat:
Give the woman a break; she can barely move her mouth with all that Botox.

[Roll Eyes]

True. I've got to give her credit, she almost made Eyes Wide Shut watchable by her mere nekki^H^H^H^Hpresence.

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Frost
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Icon 6 posted September 28, 2005 01:20      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Thank you Snaggy, My day is now complet and i just got up. [Big Grin]

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2005 03:46      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by Matias:
Someone PLEASE take care of him!

Hey, then what would be left for those poor Scientologists?
John Travolta.
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ChildeRoland
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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2005 04:54      Profile for ChildeRoland     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Haha, sweet. And I thought that the only power the Scientologists held was in the brainwashing of others. Apparently now they got a cool "Dark Jedi Lightning bolt" thing going on.

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The White Tree
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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2005 17:21      Profile for The White Tree     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Maybe Tom Cruise knows more than just the lightening bolt. Maybe he is really a Sith Lord. Then we would all be screwed.
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alfrin
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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2005 20:57      Profile for alfrin     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The White Tree:
Maybe Tom Cruise knows more than just the lightening bolt. Maybe he is really a Sith Lord. Then we would all be screwed.

I, for one, welcome our new Scientologist overlords

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Art is Resistance / Resistance is Art

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