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CommanderShroom
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Icon 12 posted October 20, 2004 09:45      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't.
No one wants to hear me sing.
Sorry I' being an asshole.

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Does he know our big secret?
Has one of us confessed?
'Bout the wires circuits and motors
Buried in our chest

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Mac D
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Icon 10 posted October 20, 2004 09:56      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That is too funny.

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GMx

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Icon 1 posted October 20, 2004 11:49      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
One thing easy to say while drunk:
Developers! Developers! Devolpers! Developers!

(at least if you're Steve Ballmer)

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ooby
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Icon 1 posted October 20, 2004 11:49      Profile for ooby     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I have trouble saying those things when I'm sober (Esp. the last one)!

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MTB Babe
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Icon 4 posted October 20, 2004 14:59      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Words I almost never fail to say when I'm drunk: "I never dwinking again..*puke*" [Razz]

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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

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californiarockr
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Icon 1 posted October 20, 2004 21:06      Profile for californiarockr     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"immmm not drunks yut" is the only thing i ever manage out when im smashed. everything else is not english, or french for that matter

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lol

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R0x0r_G0dd3ss
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Icon 1 posted November 16, 2004 19:14      Profile for R0x0r_G0dd3ss     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You know, I should try that out. Well...maybe not. Like it was posted earlier...I always say "I'm never drinking again" then the next night happens and...well... *blush*

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted November 17, 2004 04:55      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
*cop pulls obviously drunk man over*
Cop comes up to window.
Cop: How are you today, sir?
Man: Good, shir, and you?
Cop: I'm fine. Had anything to drink tonight?
Man: Yea I'll have a rye and coke.

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