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Snaggy

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Icon 10 posted March 30, 2004 16:33      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
LMAO...

yes it is real... The Brief Safe

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Cap'n Vic

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That is where my underwear went.....

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Icon 1 posted March 30, 2004 17:01      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Do they make a female version? [evil]

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csk

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Icon 1 posted March 30, 2004 17:09      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Do they make a female version? [evil]

Yeah, if only females had a secret compartment to store things in [Wink]

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Cap'n Vic

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Do they make a female version? [evil]

Yeah, if only females had a secret compartment to store things in [Wink]
csk...They do, it is called a vagina.

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csk

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Icon 1 posted March 30, 2004 18:05      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
Do they make a female version? [evil]

Yeah, if only females had a secret compartment to store things in [Wink]
csk...They do, it is called a vagina.
Dude, you gave away the secret! Now everyone will want one!

That was what I was alluding to, btw [evil]

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted March 30, 2004 18:33      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Would now be a good time to point out that males also have a 'secret compartment'?

No, I thought not.

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dragonman97

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Would now be a good time to point out that males also have a 'secret compartment'?

No, I thought not.

What, you mean such as this fine post?
http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=102262&cid=8719429
(which I should point out is in response to this)

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csk

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Maybe he was meaning a different secret compartment. But it would be extremely painful, and only useful for very thin items. Ouch...

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Cap'n Vic

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Would now be a good time to point out that males also have a 'secret compartment'?

No, I thought not.

TFD Done some prision time have ya?

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Us Aussies are a nation of criminals aren't we? At least that's what The Princess Bride taught me [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
Maybe he was meaning a different secret compartment. But it would be extremely painful, and only useful for very thin items. Ouch...

Curse thee for such horrible ideas (which regrettably occurred to me as well) - bad csk, bad! [Smile]

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Have I told you about how they extracted my Kidney Stones ?
[Eek!] [cry baby] [weep] [thumbsdown]

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Gross-out stories just aren't as much fun over the Internet. You don't get to see people's faces and reactions as you tell them.

That shouldn't discourage us, though [Big Grin]

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Let me guess - they were the size of bowling balls, and the work was done by a guy named "Dr. N. Riviera," in a back alley in Peru, with only tequila as a weak anaesthetic, right? [evil]

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quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Let me guess - they were the size of bowling balls, and the work was done by a guy named "Dr. N. Riviera," in a back alley in Peru, with only tequila as a weak anaesthetic, right? [evil]

And apparently the kidney stones were big, too [evil]

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Hey, did you go to Hollywood Up-Stairs Medical School too? [Wink]
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19mm

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
19mm

Oh, that's cruel. Now all those 'merkins will be hunting for their calculators to convert that to inches.

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csk: Argh.**
TFD: OUCH!!! That's nearly a fscking inch*!

<Bill Clinton>I feel your pain</Bill Clinton>
(And if he felt that kind of pain, you know who he'd be calling up...)

*Pun kind of intended.
**Double-argh - you keep beating me to the punch with posts, so my post placement is off (and I try to avoid excessive quoting).

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Now that none of the males reading this thread can walk properly, I feel I should confess that it was broken into smaller (but jaggy) chunks prior to removal.

One day when I feel like really making your eyes water, I'll describe the medical instrument they used to go get it.

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This is a prime opportunity to use the gramaelin that is so desperately needed:

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I don't know about hiding valuables, but I'd love to leave a few pair of these laying on top of the stuff in my suitcase the next time I travel. I'd love to see the face of the TSA people when they make me open my bags.

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Wow, $9 US for a pair of soiled undies? Surely you could just make your own for cheaper? [Eek!]

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TFD: Better you than me. Ouch. But 19mm sounds about right, proportionatly compared to my rabbit. He had a stone, which the vet "manipulated" out. At which point the bunny shot highly pressurized urine about 7 feet across the room. The stone was about the diameter of the little bunny weenie. So, yes, 19mm sounds right for a grown man. And scale up the pressure release and you could hit a second story window!
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